The Weapon of Mass Distraction crewneck calls out the real culprit behind your missed deadlines and fried attention span: your phone. Whether it’s TikTok spirals, IG stalking, or doomscrolling until your eyeballs burn, this sweatshirt is your official uniform for proudly getting nothing done.
Pairs well with three-hour screen time reports, 47 open tabs, and explaining “sorry, I got distracted” for the fifth time today.
.: Made with a medium-heavy fabric blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester (8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)), this sweatshirt feels cozy and is the perfect choice for those colder months. .: The classic fit along with the crew neckline deliver a comfy wearing experience with a clean-cut style. Meanwhile, the double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuff seams add top-tier durability. .: Say goodbye to itchiness thanks to the gray, pearlized tear-away label. .: Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. The blank shirt's dyes are OEKO-TEX-certified dyes with low environmental impact. .: Fabric blends: Heather Sport colors - 60% polyester, 40% cotton .: Embroidery decoration method available on left chest or center chest
