Because your laundry pile is high, your standards are low, and this hat is the only thing holding it all together.
Made from 100% cotton twill for maximum comfort while you dodge chores and questionable life choices. The distressed finish makes it look like you’ve been through something (because you have). The low profile and adjustable D-ring closure give you that “I definitely meant to do this” vibe — perfect for hiding bedhead, regret, or the fact that your favorite hoodie still smells like last weekend.
Warning: Avoid tiny text near the seams (kinda like how you avoid folding your socks). DTF printing may lift if the design’s too small — much like your motivation to actually do your laundry. Bigger logos, better results (same goes for therapy and bleach).
.: 100% cotton twill .: Sewn-in label .: Closure: self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider .: Printed using Direct to Film (DTF) technology .: Please note: Due to a special finishing process, distress and color may vary
