For the emotionally unavailable and spiritually elderly. Whether you're 22 or 82, this tee lets the world know you're clocked out, checked out, and not accepting new responsibilities. Soft, worn-in feel like your will to engage. Perfect for ghosting group chats, dodging plans, and sighing audibly in public.
Retirement isn’t an age — it’s a mindset.
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable. .: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal. .: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever. .: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
