The Earth: Preowned long sleeve tee is for those who understand that this planet didn’t come fresh out of the box. It’s been scratched, dented, and passed down through generations of bad decisions — but hey, it’s still running (barely). Perfect for anyone who cares just enough to recycle their iced coffee cups but still leaves the lights on.
Pairs well with existential dread, reusable bags, and explaining “yeah, I’m like, environmentally aware or whatever.”
.: 100% cotton (fiber content varies for different colors) .: Medium fabric (6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²)) .: Classic fit .: Sewn-in label .: Runs smaller than usual
