For chain-smoking your attention span — one scroll at a time.
The Digital Ashtray hat is here to shade your eyes while you burn through your dopamine reserves like a pack-a-day habit. Perfect for anyone whose screen time report feels like a personal attack. Minimalist design, maximum existential dread.
Throw it on for that “I definitely have 17 tabs open right now” vibe. Because if your brain’s gonna be fried, you might as well look good.
.: 100% cotton twill .: Sewn-in label .: Closure: self-fabric hideaway strap with metal D-ring slider .: Printed using Direct to Film (DTF) technology .: Please note: Due to a special finishing process, distress and color may vary
